Everything Has Teeth

A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable
blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of
alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A
man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new
spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time
worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a
dead Bigfoot in your yard.
These are only a few of the stories
in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes the brand-new
novelette "The Tipping Point," along with several other macabre tales
written just for these bloody pages...
Table of contents:
"The Tipping Point"
"Nails"
"Stumps"
"John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man"
"Fair Trade"
"Chiggers"
"Cry"
"The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown"
"It's Bath Time!"
"Alien Face"
"Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome"
"Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn"
"Gross-Out: The Return"
"Deformed Son"
"The Origin of Slashy"
"Secret Message (Decoded)"
"The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World"
"The Eggman Falleth"
"The Story of My First Kiss"
"Dad (A True Story)"
"Bad Bratwurst"